The Lingo: Excuses aka Mañana
We thought you might appreciate a quick crash course in the basics of the local lingo, which is a sort of slang Greek, aka ‘Horthkatika’ which is basically a village Greek. Most of the locals speak English but they love it if you make an effort to speak their language. I do it in English phonetics so just read in English … Simples! … oh and don’t take it too seriously …
Blue Surf Property, Estate Agents, Protaras
Over a lovely coffee, Trish explained, “We absolutely love our job, because we get a buzz out of helping people find just what they want, after all, it's a big moment in our clients' lives". Trish continued, "First of all, we like to make sure everything is in order to sell the property, and our success is built around our honesty. We are 100% transparent and don’t hide anything from the buyer. If the property has faults, we will point them out!! And then we offer solutions on how to put them right, having built solid relationships over the past 18 years with local companies that we can trust and recommend".
Ed’s Note, January 2026
It's now an article-based online guide, and with our finger firmly on the pulse of Cyprus, we've been sharing and writing about the best places to eat, drink, and be liesurely merry for over 33 years. With 76 categories in 8 major cities, we probably have one of the biggest databases on Cyprus, so if you can't find it on our site and you need a personal recommendation send us a message ... and btw, I've got a new drone and one of those steady cam thingies, so get ready for some really cool Live Videos this year as we take What's On Cyprus into a new era ...
RC Electronics & Private Security Services, Paralimni
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Following his studies in Electronics, he established RC Electronics in 1991. This company have become one of the most respected and, in fact, pioneering companies in the Electronic Technology industry in the Ammohostos region. Specialising in the installation and servicing of CCTV Systems, Alarm Systems, Antennas, TVs, Digital Signage Displays, Media Screens, Wifi, and Fiber to the Room Systems, and of course Central Music Systems.
Ding Dong Home, Paralimni
I said 'I like the idea' and he responded with a smile, "Saves driving to Larnaca!" ... I asked how can you keep everything so low cost, and he responded, "Well, we buy lots of stock for our shop in Greece, and now for here" ... so with literally thousands of different items in store, for your home, garden and leisure time, here's a quick peek ...
Rodolfos Butchers & Delicatessen, Paralimni
I've always thought that when buying meat, it's best to buy from a local butcher. I'm not really sure why, but it just seems to make sense, and to be honest, this butcher personifies my theory. And the fact that they are usually busy shows that many locals, restaurant owners, and top hotels agree … in fact, most of my culinary friends tell me he's the best butcher around, and until I find someone as good, I have to agree!
Petravel, International Pet Relocation, Cyprus
I just had to ask about any exotic or unusual pets that she’s handled, the list was amazing, including two Red Pandas to India, a Rats and Rabbits to Russia and amazingly 4 Parrots to Thailand. I asked ‘Why take 4 parrots to Thailand, She said, “They were their babies” … I get that! … She continued, “In fact, several relocation companies in Cyprus said it was impossible, and then I was told that I was the only one who said it was possible to do, so I did it”
Ikesios MRI Centre, Paralimni
I was recently very comforted to find such an extraordinary piece of diagnostic equipment at the Ikesios MRI Centre in the Paralimni area of Ammohostos. This Siemens Magnetom Espree 1.5 T MRI Machine, is the very best in Magnetic Resonance Imaging, is trusted all over the world, and is unique in Cyprus. It's also the 1st Open Bowl MRI in the Paralimni area with the biggest capacity in Cyprus, with a scan length of only 125cm and an internal diameter of 70 cm, allowing about 60% Head Out examinations, and accommodating a person up to 200 kg in weight, which eliminates any claustrophobic feeling And the new Ultrasound machine is the best in its class in the .
Ed’s Note; December 2025
Now I know it might sound crazy, but by the end of December up in the Troodos Mountains, you can go skiing or even Husky Sledding in the morning and by the afternoon you can be swimming in The Mediterranean Sea and that’s just one of the reasons why I think this place is Paradise!
Useful Numbers
Here's a list of numbers that might come in handy ... from experience we think we've covered everything, but if you have any additions please send them in ...





























